I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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