Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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