I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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