So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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