Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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