She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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