You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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