How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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