sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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