well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
