we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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