just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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