he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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