You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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