Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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