votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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