There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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