Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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