Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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