it wasn't lemon gatorade
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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