So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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