Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It was confusing and full of hummus
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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