New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i dont even know how to be here
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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