can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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