i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I got chris browned last night
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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