We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I had to cum in my sink.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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