This is not my ceiling
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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