so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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