and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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