yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
When did angry sex become our thing?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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