yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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