SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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