I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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