Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
