Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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