I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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