Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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