Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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