The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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