I wish I only lived at night.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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