I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Randomize
