The Swedes wanted a tensome.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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