Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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