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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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