your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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