That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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