I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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