Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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