Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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