i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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