There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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