you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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