My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This is the high leading the old right now
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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