he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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