You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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