So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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