cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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