I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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